Bennett the Salesman
(Source: lettersfromnaoko, via thechlazzyclarest)
Hi Moms 4 Bieber I know you guys have been asking about the bracelets so heres the deal!
We want ALL Moms 4 Bieber to have one! You deserve it!
Kill me.
i reach skyward
grasping for the arcane
tools needed to dissect my optimism
post-experiment, the need for relocation
leaves me puking blood
in pools of my own depravity.
simple conclusions always leave
my hands empty and alone
but that masturbatory need
forces my hand,
controls those simple inanimate motions,
leads me to wafer-thin notions —
of a greater truth i daily denounce,
of an impossible self-love,
of an ignorant embrace
of oppressive states and
of an oppressive mind.
fuck my idealistic self-savior
EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING HERBIVORE STUDIES COURSES AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY IT’S BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A WIDE RANGE OF WHAT I ALWAYS ASSUMED WERE NORMAL AND BENIGN ACTIVITIES. I’VE BEEN MADE TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO OPPRESS AND MARGINALIZE ALL BUT A SELECT FEW CREATURES, AND EVEN MY ATTEMPTS TO OFFER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS TO SOME OF THE MORE SPECULATIVE THEORIES ARE SIMPLY PERPETUATIONS OF THE DOMINANT HEIRARCHY.
I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEED TO CHECK MY PREDATOR PRIVILEGE.
Tumblr in a nushell.
(via eliianaa)
gq:
The GQ Guide to Summer
From grilling to cocktails to sun-proof style, everything you need to stay cool without breaking a sweat.
This link just tricked me into ordering a bunch of stuff I don’t need.
(via tigerpause)
An illumination from the belly of the porcine woman
you have taped to a five-dollar lightbox shines upon
our halfnakedness and later you change the record and
I spill wine and we ride this soft taupe womb-couch
together to placid exhaustion. I am concerned about
an open window in your shower. Scientifically, li-
ght is only a mode of darkness; open is a method of
closed.
When I think this way I worry less.
I know the zombie-hype is fact.
I keep killing my anxiety/depression.
It keeps coming back for more.
It doesn’t have a head for me to smash.
WANT.
you guys are cool.
(Source: videohall, via lavenderjesus)
Fat CuntIllogical obese woman - “Nobody’s gonna put them behind an electric fence.”Handsome Man - “Well, actually that has happened. It was called the Holocaust and it has happened. And you said nobody was going to kill the homosexuals, homosexuals are killed all around the world.”
Why would someone so stupid agree to go on the news to go up against AC? It’s not even that her views are horribly ridiculous, it’s the fact that she doesn’t even have a grasp on the distorted values that other people within her religion can at least articulate.
She needs to go back to elementary school.
(Source: neil-gaiman, via princess-butts)
